this is some airbending shit right here
jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
my art skills are impeccable
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
when ur best friend is sad
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
We fuck up one planet and then move to outer space?
lol colonising space if you aren’t hyped about stealing alien artefacts, forcing extra-terrestrials into famine while we pillage their country and setting up systems of intergalactic oppression get out of my face
like. do you guys know what colonising is. do you know history.
Humans have engineered a synthetic plant that can grow in zero gravity and make oxygen for long-distance journeys and the first thing on your minds is ~colonising space~ what