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levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

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The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

We fuck up one planet and then move to outer space?

lol colonising space if you aren’t hyped about stealing alien artefacts, forcing extra-terrestrials into famine while we pillage their country and setting up systems of intergalactic oppression get out of my face

like. do you guys know what colonising is. do you know history.

Humans have engineered a synthetic plant that can grow in zero gravity and make oxygen for long-distance journeys and the first thing on your minds is ~colonising space~ what

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